wanna ditch your guy? decide that you’re a mermaid and live in the bathtub and scream uncontrollably every time he suggests you leave your watery mermaid paradise
yes/no/maybeso.
The Best Recipe for Cute Bunny
Ingredients: 1 cup of Cute Bunny
Simply add 1 cup of Cute Bunny. Serve at room temperature.
Via The Daily Cute.
(via g-atsby)
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The Sitcom Season in Rape Jokes
Aaaand they’re still unfunny.
Were these things you were supposed to laugh at? They’re not even funny. I don’t think I’ll ever find a way that the word “rape” fits into humor, but these are actually awful.
(via ancientbruises)